No longer willing to put up with his wife's infidelity Chuck contemplates murdering the tart and selling her dismembered carcass to the local butcher. "She'd taste lovely on a bed of green beans and asparagus topped off with a nice red wine jus", he thought to himself. "Delicious".
He'd use his mouth but the prospect of razor sharp teeth wouldn't go down too well with his clientel. Hopefully a couple more months of substance abuse will rot away that problem.
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